Opening with a “would you rather”. She’s still deciding.
Opening with a “would you rather”. She’s still deciding.
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Hotels are expensive.
Maybe this is more your thing? I just want you to feel comfortable.
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Taking precautions with food.
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Keep your ethnic distractions out of my Macarena.
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I’m talking about sharks.
Juggling is difficult.
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Forts and fortunes.
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Thinking of a birthday wish can be a challenge.
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My neighbors don’t LOVE my parties.